The Hunt

"Dude, lets go see" my buddy J says. (I have like five or six people on my phone with names starting in J)



"Are you serious?" I reply.



"Yes, lets go. I wanna go see......."



"Fine, I'll be there in about ten minutes."



"Dude, I live at the corner of Tho..."



"I know where you live; I'll be there in ten minutes."



So there I go getting my butt ready to get my buddy. It was Monday night, and I was bored. He was bored, too. What made our night less boring was the fact we were going to go check out where this Milf lived. According to my friend, she was in her forties, well-endowed, sexy, and didnt look a day over 30. I was interested! What the hell did I have to loose?



I got into my truck and felt the dampness of the seat. I had forgotten that I had foamed and scrubbed the seat earlier that evening. Maybe if I put a towel behind me when I get out of the gym I wouldn't have to clean and scrub the plucker. Anyhow, I knew I wouldn't be getting off the truck unless absolutely necessary. I felt like I was in high school again doing God knows what.......

Anyway, after shooting my favorite expletive, I took off to the southern part of town.



It was well after 9:30 as I made my way to my friends house. I pulled over, and he came out.



"Dude, how did you know where I lived? You just drove up as if you knew exactly..."



"I know b/c you told me like five times already. Besides, you live at the corner house and your door was open out of all the houses within two blocks." I said.



"Dude, are your windows tinted?"



"Nope.....does it matter? Hell, its almost 10. No one can see in."



"Are you sure?"



"In fact we're gonna roll up the windows and turn on the AC. Time to get into stealth mode, baby."

He laughs.

He was unsettled a bit. Afterall he knew the Milf. He had worked with her for a short time, and she was ever so nice to him. He found her kind, good-looking, caring and very sexually charged. He really wants this chick, but I, the Magnificient Drak, am here to keep him at bay and his morals intact. Take that, Father V.



I was making my way through the neighborhood streets to her house. I didn't know where she lived, but I did do some homework at Yahoo Maps. Sure enough I got a good idea as to where she'd be. I was driving and then....



"Dude, I feel like I'm in high school."



"I guess......by the way, I brought us some rubbers..." I said jokingly. He thought I was serious.



He laughs. "Dude, no way! Are you serious Dude?"



"Friggin eh dude, I figured if we got a threesome going then we'd need some protection!"



"Are you serious Dude? You're beginning to worry me now....." he said as he continued to laugh.



"No, I'm bullshitting you. Besides I'm going along on this so that your dumbass doesn't end up screwing her and getting her pregnant. Lately, you've been saintly about how God has been leading you through the desert....." I'm saying this smiling. I noticed that he wasn't laughing anymore. So I stopped. His gaze was focused on what was going by the windows and not to what I was saying.



"And there it is..." I said this in pointing out the street she lived on.



"Dude, which one is it?"



"I cant remember her address..."



"Ah shit dude......." he said half disappointed yet half- hornballed.



We drove down the street and then made a U-turn. We came back down the street. The address rang in my head, but it was too dark to see anything. As we saw the last house before turning off, I noticed the address on the curb of the corner house. Very Nice!!!!



I made a uey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,again. I went back down the street....



"Its gonna be the third one down" I said.



"How do you know?



"Because she's a five, dude" I said.

As we drove, he made the comment of how she might notice my truck. I then I had to tell him that it was dark and very little could be seen. The house was pretty much dark with a few lights on. You could tell they had a big screen TV and a computer in the bedroom.

"Lets go eat........"

"Yeah, lets go..."

"Nevermind, I forgot my wallet" I said.

"Dude, I got ya......" J was being generous, unlike his usual cheap ass.

So we went to a Taco Villa. We talked about jobs, women, bars, clubs, obsessions with older women, stuck up broads in high schools, yada yada. I decided since I wasn't paying that I'd order the expensive steak quesadilla.......I got bitched at. Oh well.

So we begin eating.........he's not the most civilized of eaters. He eats using both hands without wiping them off before putting his paws on his drink. So there I sat listening to him.......all the while looking that piece of cheese on his fingers, the cheese on the corner of his mouth and another strand on his cup of coke....

"Dude, I so want that girl......."

"No you dont, my job is to make sure you dont." I came back ever so modestly.

"Dude, I just wanna show up at her door and just..."

"Easy now, Tiger. You're not going to do that........remember ur new found spirituallity and how God has saved your ass from misery at your old j.o.b. Remember? Besides, I want you to get a hold of her and offer to meet her for lunch. Tell her that you will be joined by a buddy, me."

"Dude, I dont know. I'll try."

"No, you DO it. Anyone can try........make sure it happens. I WANT to meet her." I was being serious.

We got up, went outside, and talked more about hitting a club. It was Monday, and our attire wasn't up to par. After a while, I got tired of the bugs around us and I headed inside.

"Dude, lets go by there again," he says.

"Sure, why not? It'll only be like our sixth time doing it. Why stop now!"

So there we go........down her street. As we near her block, we see a cop car turn off early.

"J, that cop was tipped off; I know it" I said.

"Ah shit dude,," he says and immediately begins to laugh like a hyenia, as he had been all night long.

I watched the cop as he turned off. If he pulled a uey, then I'd drop the lights and turn hard right and park at a house. Fortunately, he kept going.

So after the cop was off our back, we kept on down. There it was.....the house of the MILF. Wow, lol. I kid you. He was ga-ga on this browd, broad, broud........however you spell the plucker. I just wanted to meet her..........and I just might in the coming days, pardon the pun.

"Thats her house dude," I said so we wouldn't have keep going by there.

"Okay, I'm gonna go by here tomorrow or something"

"And there's the car I'm gonna wreck into...." I said.

I had to swerve to avoid missing a parked car on the street. My attention was too much into seeing her house. As usual, my buddy J starts laughing like a hyenia. I hate hyenias.

"Dude, that would have been fucked up......" he says laughing his ass off.

"No shit, I would take off running and leave the truck behind......the title hasn't transferred yet."