Vodka, Por Favor

"Why do you always insult me when you come over?"

"What? Are you kidding me?" I say in response to my father's ridiculous accusation.

"You come over here and put down my vodka....'Tito's Vodka, why dont you just go to Russia and order an enchilada'.......thats a nice way to talk to your Dad," he threw back at me.

I was a bit taken back; my old man is most sarcastic person I know.

I had noticed a bottle of Tito's Vodka on his kitchen countertop. After a closer examination of the bottle label, I come to find it was made in Austin, TX. How wonderful! I began to look around for a bottle of Kornikova's Tequila or Killian's Rum. How about the Pope's Ale?

Anyhow, a little teasing caught my Dad off guard. We were in and out of the kitchen tonight with all the eating and drinking going on. LSU took on Florida, and I lost the bet that the Gators would take it. They would have if the fucken ref had called the Gator player inbounds on the return. He was ruled inbounds but instant reply overturned it. However, looking at the reply form various angles didn't show indisputable evidence. LSU was given the call b/c they were #1. If you dispute that, you're fucking niiave, much like I was in my "youth."

Anyhow, I'm here writing this b/c I like writing. Saturday nights are tradition with my Dad. I go there every Saturday night during college football season. In the coming week, I will heading to the Tech/Aggie game in Lubbock. My cousin A is there, and she got me and my bro tickets. Maybe I'll hit the strip club the day before the big game! I'm teasing!

This will be my first Aggie game to see! I never saw an Aggie game before....... in all my years in Aggieland. In a way, I will have come full circle......yeah right. I tease; I'm looking forward to what I missed out on. I'll be glad to have gone to at least one in my lifetime. Maybe this will bring closure in some mysterious way. Dont you ever wish you can undo something you did or a choice you made? I do.

Night