Nature Picks

"It's so good to see you again," she tells me.

"It's good to see you babes, Happy Birthday," I say to her as I gave her a hug.

"How have you been?"

"I've been good,,,,,,at least I think." I say with a coy smile.

She laughs.

I soon noticed another lady across from me. When I stuck out my hand to shake hers, I soon realized she was a friend of mine. What the Hell was I thinking? I soon put my hand down and went over to give her a bear hug. She was petite and once "liked" me, but we wont go there. She's a buddy now!

I further introduced myself to the other girl at the back corner of the table. She was pretty and married as I could see that huge rock on her left ring finger. She in turn greeted me with a beautiful smile. She was mid to late 30's and had a nice physique. However, I wasn't there to gawk at women, but to spend time with my birthday girl.

There we were, 3 chicks and a gentleman. Drak, a gentleman? I know what you're thinking, and yes, I can be a gentleman! I sat there with my schooner of Killian's while they had their virgin daiquiris.

We sat there talking a bit to knock the rust off of the relationships. I had once worked with these ladies, but not anymore. Birthday Girl is a good bit younger than me; Ms. Likable and Mrs. Bigrock were in their 30's. We talked a bit when BG's cousin showed up with her skinny friend. I moved to the other side of the high table and offered my chair to them. Again, trying to be a gentleman! Seems like that is tonight's theme.

So within minutes, there we were.......5 chicks and little ol' me. Was God showering down blessings on me or what? Not one of these girls was unattractive to the male nearbyers. I'm surprised that no one came up to me and said, "hey dude, you're hogging up all the women." Lol, just kidding. Its a line from Armageddon. Anyway, they began talking, and I was noticing other things other than their conversation. At this point, I was ranking the girls by how good-looking they were. Eyes, smile, cleavage......in that order with smile taking primacy at my discretion. A smile can turn an ugly girl in a princess and vice versa.

I spent most the time talking to one on my left. She was telling me everything: who she had screwed for Christmas, her job prospects, who was having their nervous breakdowns, what kinky parties were being thrown and on and on....... She wasn't boring, but there are just certain things that I don't want to know. However, its one of those things that you don't want to know yet once you get a tidbit, you wanna know everything!!!

As the Killian's kicked in, I was looking around the place. It wasn't bad, but a bit overrated I think. It had over 40 TV's, big screens and projectors as far as I could tell. Its publicly traded and it wasn't all that smokey.....not bad. I had been there almost a year ago when I landed my new gig right after Memorial Day in 2006. As I came back to reality, I noticed that the alcohol had kicked in for the girls. I guess they stopped ordering virgins for "sluts."

"Why don't you tell us about the suction cup toy you bought the other day?" someone asked of the birthday girl. The table erupted in laughter. I chuckled. I knew these girls were wasted! "You can lick the cup and slam it on the chair and then....." I was laughing at this point. Some of the ladies were intrigued; some were not. It was funny so I laughed.



"I know you have all those toys because of all those parties you've thrown," one girl shot back at another. Well, it didn't last much longer b/c frankly I zoned out at this point.

The talk went on and on, and there is too much to list here. However, I now know, without a shred of doubt, that women are wilder than men. I had heard this theory before, now I know for sure. Fellas, women want sex even more so than we do. This is the lesson I've learned this very night. I remember my old man telling me this, but I didn't really pay attention to it.



One particular girl sitting to my immediate right was married; she was the skinny one. She wasn't bad looking, but she hardly smiled. There was something different about her than all the other girls. She had a dignity about herself; I cant explain it. She had fun there, but she didn't go overboard as in her saying or doing something that she would later regret. No embarrassing moments for her. In fact, she was the first to leave our little party. I was sad that she left, even though she didn't take a huge part in our conversations. Hell, neither did I. I remember thinking...if I had a wife, I would have wanted her to handle herself with the dignity and class that she showed.



In all, I liked these girls, even the married ones. Not one was gawking or wanting to find a piece of ass in the place. Yes, they were wild, but they kept that among themselves and didn't look for "action" beyond our table. They were just crazy gals having fun for the night. I got to wandering......I always get to wandering........from what I've seen, what gets married women looking at other guys? I mean, I was with married women this night but I noticed they were to involved in the jokes, cut-ups, and conversation than hooking themselves or each other up with the guys in the place. I'm gonna go out on a limb here; Women are wilder but are more loyal than men. After all, if anyone cheats, guys are the usually the ones to do it or initiate it. For all you nay-sayers, its fact! So get over it!



4 schooners and I was ready to go. I was feeling a bit tipsy, but not enough for the bleu burger and fries had settled my stomach. After three and a half hours of being there, I kissed my birthday girl good night (on the cheek, she is engaged to someone else) and walked out with her and the others. Mrs. Bigrock and her hubs (he showed up after I had been outnumbered 5 to 1) decided to stay.



It was nice to be around the low-cut tops for a change. The hotties were taken, go figure. Is there a pattern here?