Peeves

Thought I'd lighten up the mood today.....so here some entertaining things that get on my friggin' nerves yet make me laugh soon after, especially number 3.

I. People don't seem to read anymore; they'd rather have someone else explain it to them.

II. When your ass gets a call on your cell during a ceremony that calls for attention and silence, don't pull it out and take the time to look at the ID BEFORE you go silent. You've already screwed up by not shutting it off. Shut the plucker off and then look at the ID. IDIOTS!!!

III. Sometimes I go to Mass early so I'm like the 5th person there. Within a few minutes, I lie not, someone has to come and sit directly behind me. The church I attend is huge; it's four benches in length and can easily fit a thousand people. I guess that isn't enough room for some people. Anyway, this one family, particularly the mother who leads and picks the pew, always does this shit; I think she likes me. Swell!! I know what ur thinking....I've sat in different pews and still...........give me a break lady! OR One time, actually many times, I was at Whataburger and had most of the place to myself. 80% of the place is seatable from tables to booths to window seats. An older couple was behind me waiting to order, so as soon as I get my order in I go sit at the window seat. No lie, I hear a person walking closer and closer to me. I turn my head, and it's the old lady that was behind me in line. Guess where she sits? Guess? Come on, try, I know its a tough question? She friggin sits next to me! To my immediate left, hell you could have reached out my arm and I'd touch her! There are like 40 seats open in the place and she sits in the booth next to me. I was so irritated that I didn't make eye contact and smile. Moments later the old man arrives, and he begins talking to his wife.....yada yada yada,,,I hear him lower his voice and ask, "Why did you pick the seat so close to him?" "No shit," I thought.

IV. I often am introduced to people, especially older ladies who bug me. Ever get so much attention that you feel uncomfy? It doesn't happen often, mind you. However, certain people get too friendly too quick that get on your nerves and begin touching you as if you were old friends or lovers. I hate when someone touches me by the hips even if they're just trying to squeak by. That really pisses me off! I feel violated! "Sweetheart, if you wanna touch someone, touch yourself!"

V. Quit bitchin' about the war! Bush is not Adolf Hilter! Get over it, folks!

VI. Guys who get chicks pregnant without giving her the ring first. I once had a coach, God rest his soul, who told me when I was in the 7th grade that "what seems to be a fly can actually turn out to be a weed." He was talking about pussy! He was totally right! It served me well! I saw a girl in the gym today. I remember her from last year when she joined the place. She was young, thin, and cute. It had been months since I'd seen her until this past Monday. She's pregnant now. I hate seeing this shit. Not to be judgemental but some folks just don't understand how having babies so young can set you way back giving you little chance of getting ahead in life. Procreation is fine. Just wait until you're 30! Guys are the worst, sorry to say.

VII. Women opening their legs to guys who "love" them. Come on!

VIII. Getting married before you're 30! Read divorce statistics......all truth here baby!

IX. Heretical Catholics

X. Nash,,,,,,,when he was younger : - )

XI. Coworkers with double standards

XII. Miller beer, that shit sucks!

XIII. University of Texas and the Sooners.......Go Aggies, Trojans, Irish, Gators, Bulldogs, and whoever puts the meat to UT. You knew this was bound to come up.

XIV. Parents who let their kids do whatever the Hell they want.

XV. Assholes,,,,,,,,like me ; - )